How to make Rivv facepalm

Start a new toon.  Ding 90.
 
Gear a new toon.  Go from <460 to >480 in a week.
 
Select "TANK" as your loot specialty.
 
For some reason, it seems like tank gear shows up pretty readily on the ol' loot bag.
 
Kill Nalak.
 
Giggle insanely to yourself after raiding for your first time this week and getting your (ONLY) 502 2h weapon from LFR, your 522 tier gloves from Nalak, and 2 pieces of your 502 tier gear from LFR....bringing you to 3 pieces total, plus your weapon...
 
In one day of raiding.
 
Permission granted to /facepalm.

EDIT: within 24 hours of being able to raid ToT, Floe has 4-piece tank gear at 502/502/502/522. Went back and ran a LFR Nightmare raid...ended up shifting to blood presence halfway through the 2nd boss when both tanks died...and stayed alive for about 30 seconds until they could re-acquire aggro. JJ's post regarding retarted WoW players refers.

lmao