Yeah, we actually bought the ShamWow. It works great.
I really digged this dude until recently, we found out that he was arrested for battering a prostitute. Apparently, he tried to kiss her (which is a no-no in the brothel world) and when she bit his tongue he beat the shit out of her. Sloppy seconds anyone?
Yeah, he's a douche. I think I'll pass on the SlapChop.