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PostSubject: Tasteless Joke...   Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:20 am

So like a guy Wink

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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic" .
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a little balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a quite a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fuck off.

OINK!! pig

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PostSubject: Re: Tasteless Joke...   Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:49 am

Oh lord.

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PostSubject: Re: Tasteless Joke...   Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:28 am

Got to love those double standards...

Here's mine:

2 hookers are standing in the street.
First- 'We are gonna have good buissness today'
Second- 'How can u tell?'
First- 'I can smell cock in the air'
Second- 'Sorry, I burped

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