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PostSubject: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 19, 2010 10:28 pm

Courtesy of "Urban Dictionary"


Text-hole


Someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during sex.
1. The movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.

2. We were humping away, and she started texting her friend. She was a certified text-hole.
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PostSubject: Re: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeWed Jan 20, 2010 2:24 am

Reminds me of when I was trying to use a treadmill and some Text-Hole was going away on the machine and wouldn't get off. Next time I will just turn it on full speed and walk away.
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PostSubject: Re: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeWed Jan 20, 2010 10:03 am

Seduciary Responsibility


The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.


Lucy: Ricky, you need to satisfy your seduciary responsibility in this relationship, I'm not feeling the romance.

Ricky: Yes dear.
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PostSubject: Re: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 21, 2010 10:19 am

Muffin Top


When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.


So what is it called on a guy?
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PostSubject: Re: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 21, 2010 12:33 pm

Beer Foam
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PostSubject: Re: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeThu Jan 21, 2010 1:50 pm

BAHAHAHA! What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeFri Jan 22, 2010 9:02 am

Leno Giver


When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.
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PostSubject: Re: Word of the Day...   Word of the Day... I_icon_minitimeSun Jan 24, 2010 12:37 am

Today's is not being added. I felt it to be really stupid....


Will see what tomorrow's brings. What a Face
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